So, I have the hardest time remembering dates. I’m the worst at remembering birthdates and even holidays.

So this year, I decided to send out a couple of Valentine’s Day cards to immediate family. I got the cards two weeks ago and put them in the mail on Wednesday. I was so proud of myself. I don’t have the magical touch like my Nanny, who manages to make her cards arrive on the EXACT day. But I knew they’d arrive a little earlier than the 14th.

So, Neal and I got home from helping friends move Saturday and I went to the mailbox to get the mail. The stack was pretty big and I thought, “Oh wow, maybe we got a lot of Valentine’s Day cards!”

Ummmm…. no. My Valentine’s Day cards were returned to sender. Stamped in big block letters were the words “Return No Postage.”

Yeah…. my dumbass forgot to PUT STAMPS ON THE FREAKIN’ CARDS.  ARGH!!!!! I was soooo angry! For once, FOR ONCE, I remembered a date. And my plan was FOILED! Ridiculous!

So, I put stamps on the cards and put them back into the mail. And of course, there was no mail on Monday, so they didn’t go out until today.

I’m hoping people will know that I meant the best. My mother-in-law once told me she was the queen of good intentions. Well, then I’m the princess.

Ferris can be the joker.

P.S. – Does he have a boogie in his nose? I think he does….